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Summary
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Cadinot
is releasing his classic short films from the early 1980s
in value compilation form. Seeing as how each of these
short film have for years been only available as single
VHS videos at premium prices, this is to be welcomed.
The
four shorts in Cadinot Classic 1 have never been available
on dvd before, and are Stop, Garcons De Reves,
Hommes De Chantier, and Escalier De Service.
Classic re-issued Cadinot, and not to be missed!
Quatre films complets de Cadinot: Escalier de Service
(1987), Le Chantier (1980), Stop (1980), Garçons
de Reves (1981)
Escalier
de Service has a bunch of hot and hugely hung humpies
who run an apartment-painting service, with more emphasis
on the "service" rather than painting. Eventually
they have several luscious trysts on the staircase, in
plain view of all to see. Any of you need their apartment
building painted or their throats whitewashed? Terrific
"public" sex, with an unexpected and quite hilarious
moment of old-lady-neighbor intrusion.
Un
jeune minet français a branché dans la rue
un beau mâle avec une veste en cuir. Ils entrent
dans un immeuble et commencent à se caresser, au
milieu d'un escalier de service. Leurs deux grosses queues
se touchent et bandent fort, ils se branlent puis le bogosse
au look de biker se met à genoux pour vénérer
le gland. Grosses biffles, gorge profonde : il fait bien
sa salope ! Ce que les 2 amants ignorent, c'est qu'ils
sont en train de se faire mater par deux autres mâles.
De jeunes ouvriers en rut qui ne peuvent s'empêcher
de se branler en regardant le spectacle. Progressivement,
l'odeur de la baise envahit tout l'immeuble et tout le
monde se met à niquer.
Le
Chantier (aka Working Men) has moments of pure joy,
including a young man secretly leaving his slumbering
co-worker to head to the bathroom and jack his meat and
douching his puckering hole with a shower nozzle before
invading himself with a broom handle - all while his formerly-sleeping
buddy watches. (The soundtrack is filed with off-camera
screaming and yelling, just so you know.) It eventually
leads to deep oral and blown loads. The second part features
a chiseled African dude in hardhat working in the underground
before a hirsute co-worker happens upon him and decide
she wants in... which he does with his fingers the use
of an oil can's contents before poking him.
Travailler
au chantier, ce n'est pas de tout repos. Un jeune black
met toute sa passion au service des machines qui l'entourent.
Mais c'est lui qui va devenir une véritable machine
à encaisser de la queue quand un mâle viril,
moustachu et poilu va venir le surprendre pour le prendre
en main. Ce collègue en rut prend les commandes
de la mécanique de son corps et fait ressortir
la chienne qui sommeillait en lui en appuyant sur les
bons trous. Il fait durcir sa queue de renoi soumis avant
de travailler son cul entre caresses, doigtage intensif
et petites fessées. Il huile même sa nouvelle
machine à baise avant d'y insérer sa queue
de macho dominant. Un bon coup de marteau piqueur et ça
repart !
Stop
may actually be my favorite (I know - I said I couldn't
decide which one was my fave. Well, I'm getting a hardon
just writing about it, so this must be the one). Simple
set up, astounding outcome: A ridiculously hung young
guy is hitchhiking his way to St. Tropez. He meets up
with a biker who is more than happy to give him a lift
- that is, if our young buck uses his oversized stick
shift on him. Wait until you get a load of the hitchhiker's
load squirting out of the biker's asshole. Yummy. My only
complaint with this flick is that some of these stunners
aren't credited in the cast list.
Garçons
de Rêves (Dream Boys) is truly phenomenal, and
caused quite the uproar back in its day. Stories involving
horny-while-pretending-to-take-confession masturbating
priests usually are. The film is set in a clinic of sorts,
but I guarantee you the A.M.A. hasn't seen anything like
this: two massively hung male nurses plow the hell out
of a young cover model Laurent Mialat in a sequence that
had me rethinking my usual horror at getting my temperature
taking anally. When's my next doctor's appointment, anyway?
The
package is fitted with some nice extras. Longtime Cadinot
collaborator Francois Orenn's 30-min. behind-the-scenes-piece
"Les Secret des Secrets de Famille" is a worthy
bonus if only to see Cadinot at work, as are the plentiful
preview trailers and option of subtitle choice (English,
French, German or Spanish), though most of the films contain
very little dialogue at all, if any. The cover artwork
has been nicely updated as well. The remastering work
is commendable, especially considering that most of this
footage is well over 30 years old, and was shot on 16mm
film without a mag soundtrack. There are a few black specks
that pop up here and there, but none of the emulsion deterioration
I feared is present in any way. Granted, some of the scenes
are very dark - the latter part of Le Chantier (aka Working
Men) could have definitely used some lighting adjustments
- but who are we to complain? This is absolutely essential
stuff, and if you've never seen any of the sadly-departed
director's work Cadinot Classics 1 is a fine place to
start.
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