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Summary:
WARNING: The cock of the guy on the cover has not
been edited in Photoshop! Almost 3 hours of massive dicks
in hot bareback action....
"Humongous:
Adj., = Extremely Large. With some of the biggest cocks
ever brought together in one place, this is one mega-proportioned
movie that you won’t wanna miss, featuring an array
of horse-hung talent that could quite seriously have your
eyes out! If you like seeing hungry holes being stretched
to the max and greedy mouths being stuffed to breaking
point, then even if you’re down to your last cent,
this movie is one you should buy without hesitation!
Description
/ Review:
Scene
1: Moreton's Monstrous Buttpicker Ploughs Into Twink's
Pert Arse!
Cast:
Caleb Moreton and Nick Cox
Also
available: Horse-Hung
and Horny 2 (Compilation)
Cover-boy
and leading man, Caleb Moreton, can’t help but think
with his cock. So it’s perhaps no surprise that he
whips the thick monster out of his trousers when he discovers
a wank-mag whilst studying at school. Something tells
you, however, that this scene was never meant to be a
solo – and so it proves, when the divinely gorgeous
Nick Cox enters the room and interrupts Moreton stroking
his shaft up and down. It’s at this point that any
doubt as to Moreton’s dimensions are very quickly
dispelled, as Cox struggles to get that beefy rod between
his lips to give it the sucking it warrants and deserves.
Not that Cox is in any way lacking in the size department,
as both boys enjoy a brief session of 69-ing; before Cox
finally musters the balls (quite literally) to mount Moreton’s
monstrous buttpicker and give it the kind of riding it
so badly deserves. Top marks for the horny bastard for
taking every inch of hard flesh up his rump; but it isn’t
long before both lads are fit to burst a nut, which they
each do with distinct aplomb. Mind, with balls like those
hanging from their crotch it’s little wonder that
the results are very, very sticky indeed, with Cox’s
arse and Moreton’s mouth equally drenched with the
fruits of their very manly loins.
Scene
2: A Distinctly Tight Fuck
Cast:
Carl Baxter and Sam Brooks
Also available: Big
Is Beautiful (2 DVD Compilation)
With
a lean, toned body and an oversized cock between his legs,
it’s little wonder that young Sam Brooks can’t
resist the indisputable charms of Carl Baxter when the
two horny pups happen to meet in a local bar. Indeed,
there’s no doubting the fact that the fellow’s
ass is literally crying out for attention given the way
he quickly begins to finger himself whilst Baxter slurps
on his cock. The hot young beauty is gagging for the feel
of hard dick inside him – as those who’ve seen
him in previous titles will undoubtedly recognise –
and it’s not until he can feel Baxter’s big,
swollen orbs bouncing off his arse from behind that his
face finally blossoms into a smile. That said, the size
of Baxter’s monster means that it’s a distinctly
tight fuck, and, having taken another greedy suck on the
beast so as to lube the meaty ramrod, lies down on a bar-stool
so that Baxter can screw him from the front. Unsurprisingly,
it’s not long before Baxter’s cock reaches boiling
point – a cue for Brooks to get down onto his knees
to take the full force of the blast over his face. The
way he slurps on the ensuing flood of fresh jizz –
together with Baxter’s reciprocal reception moments
later – will have you bursting with equal enthusiasm
we’re quite sure.
Scene
3: Robin Snoyer and his ‘uncle’ Luis Bigdog
You
know what teenage lads are like. When they’re not
playing on their game consoles, they’re sneaking
out their secret stash of porn and having a good old-fashioned
wank. Which is exactly what young Robin Snoyer does when
he finds himself home-alone with only his thick, meaty,
uncut (and nicely shaved) cock for company. That’s
not a situation that lasts for very long, however, with
the sudden, unexpected entrance of “Uncle” Luis
Bigdog, who immediately wants to know what Robin is up
to – as if it wasn’t blatantly obvious! Moments
later, and Bigdog is discovering that Snoyer’s taste
for cock isn’t just limited to watching illicit material
on the telly, as the youngster promptly begins to blow
on the visitor’s own handsome shaft and ball-sac
like a veritable professional; before the two guys fall
into 69-position and take time to feast on each other’s
over-sized knob-ends. By this point, however, it’s
pretty obvious that Bigdog’s interest centres very
much on Snoyer’s hungry little pucker, and it’s
with indisguisable relish that he encourages the youngster
to ride his cock – first on top, then from the front,
then again from above. Little wonder he squirts like a
tap; whilst Bigdog underlines his dominance by spunking
over Snoyer’s face!
Scene
4: Beefy Uncut Cocks
Cast: Jack Blue and Jon Bruno
Also available: Well
Stretched Holes (Compilation gay DVD)
If
you like beefy, uncut dicks with a decidedly upward curve
to their girth then you’re gonna fall head-over-heels
in lust with the beauty that young Jon Bruno has stuffed
between his thighs, of that we can categorically assure
you. What’s more, you won’t be alone in your
admiration, as we discover when Jack Blue steps out of
the shower to witness his mate with a glorious show of
morning wood – the sort, quite simply, that just
can’t be ignored! As such it’s absolutely no
surprise at all that Blue should immediately fall down
onto the bed to give the one-eyed monster some tight oral
attention. A move that quickly brings Bruno to consciousness
– resulting in eager reciprocation upon Blue’s
own asset, including some magnificent deep-throat action
worthy of an award. Indeed, it’s not long before
Bruno is forcing the said shaft up his hungry little pucker,
riding Blue’s rod for all he’s worth and quite
literally getting the spunk fucked out of his nut-sac
as a result. The sight of Bruno’s curved “little”
beast spitting its venom in all directions will have you
reaching for the Kleenex for sure; but Blue’s own
subsequent climax, over his pal’s chin, is equally
pleasurable, and the relief that only freshly-emptied
balls can give is palpable from both lads.
Scene
5: Ricky Finist and Ashton Gates
Is
it unethical for a photographer to take advantage of his
subject? Well, the jury's out on that question, but whatever
the final decision it sure as fuck makes for hot gay action
- as blond wonder-boy, Ashton Gates, proves when he seduces
Ricky Finist from behind his camera. Mind, it's no wonder
that Gates wants to get inside Finist's pants. The lad
might not be the most divine creature you've ever seen
- though that's not to say you'd kick him out of bed!
- but he has the sort of meaty, uncut shaft between his
legs that'll really grab your attention big time. It's
a grade one piece of equipment in every respect, and Gates
is soon down on his knees and gorging on every inch like
his photography contract depended on it! Minutes later
and Gates is bending over and taking every one of those
inches deep inside his butt - which just about underlines
the carnal desperation that this lad must've felt on the
day of filming. He certainly seems to relish the feel
of all that hard dick up his ass, that's for sure; though
his ultimate look of satisfaction comes when Finist pulls
out to splatter his face with a rich wad of ball-juice.
We're left to wonder whether Gates ever secured the photo
he was looking for - but he sure as hell gets all the
jizz he wanted!
Scene
6: The Love Of Monster Dick Gets This Horny Twink Well
Stuffed!
Cast: Lukas Leung, Caleb Moreton
Also
available: Big
Cocks, Tight Asses (Compilation)
Also
available: Horse-Hung
and Horny 1 (Compilation)
There's
three things for which young Czech lads are well known
for: drinking beer, having big cocks and fucking each
other raw whenever they get the chance! And it's a notoriety
that director, Vlado Iresch, makes the most of when he
introduces Lukas Leung and Caleb Moreton in a beer-tent,
where (to be honest) the love of alcohol is quickly eclipsed
by the love of hard dick! Not that you'd really expect
anything less from these two boys, who are soon sucking
away on each other's knob-ends like it's gonna be made
illegal, before Leung finally parts his legs to take full
advantage of Moreton's over-sized member. Because, let's
be honest here, there's nothing "small" about
Moreton - a guy who's hung like the proverbial donkey,
and who's more than willing and able to use the fact to
full advantage - and it's with definite relish that Leung
takes every inch that his drinking-pal has to offer. To
his credit, Leung does bottoms everywhere proud; but ultimately
it's no real wonder that the spunk is quite literally
banged out of his balls! That leaves Moreton with the
scene's climatic moment, as he spews the contents of his
nads all over Leung's (now very sore) ass-hole, before
pushing his spent shaft back inside. In a word, fabulous!!
Scene
7: Ass-stretching, spunk-blasting foursome.
Cast:
Seb Priestley, Tony Ross, Luis Bigdog and Jon Bruno
Also
available: Fuckin'
Orgy Sluts (2 DVD Compilation)
Seb
Priestley is just the kind of platinum blond that we'd
all love to meet - cute, horny and eager and willing to
service cock whenever it's presented to him! Which in
this particular instance comes courtesy of Tonny Ross
and Luis Bigdog - who, as we've previously witnessed,
very much lives up to his name! As such he's like a pig
in mud when presented with two big, hard shafts to suck
- slurping on those thick, uncut boners like a whore,
before the urge to reciprocate becomes just too much for
Ross and Bigdog and the three engage in a no-holds-barred
suck-fest. At the end of the day, however, a boy like
Priestley is never gonna be happy until he's riding a
cock with his ass - a desire that Bigdog is only too pleased
to see fulfilled. It's now that Jon Bruno unexpectedly
enters the fray with that deliciously upturned cock of
his - at which point the scene suddenly takes on a whole
new direction, as Priestley and Bruno fight for the privilege
of rutting like doe-deer on acid! Needless to report,
what follows is the kind of ass-stretching, spunk-blasting
foursome that'll have you jerking on your own cock with
almost unfathomable gusto, not least of all when the jizz
gets liberally sprayed into all those hungry, open mouths!
It's quite literally like feeding time at the zoo - and
a fitting finale to this would-be classic.
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